i'm rachael. i like funny and things. my hobbies include taking pictures on photobooth with my dog and crying. i guess you can click here to read more about me ... or don't. that's cool.
The best person in the entire universe. 

Sad Farewell by Duane Michals, 1968

(Source: frenchtwist)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: cameile)

fantasticfuturehome:

via

theyellowbrickroad:

i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

• graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
• on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
• graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
• montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
• graham: yes
• graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
• petra: we're half through voting now
• graham: oh that's depressing
• estonia: shows up
• graham: is he standing outside a prison?
• albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
• graham: better than you
• albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
• graham: you should leave
• eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
• graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
• germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
• graham: speak for yourself
• dude: breathes
• graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
• petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
• graham: god, please, no
• denmark: winning
• graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
• voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
• graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
• graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
• graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

(Source: thecuteoftheday)

(Source: mmoirae)

• graham norton: *eiffel tower in background* hard to say what city she's in could be anywhere really